Guy: You're pretty...
Girl: Piss off...
Guy: Don't interrupt, you're pretty
ugly, bitch!
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you
Girl: Yeah, and you could stay there forever
please
Guy: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.
Guy:
No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.
Guy: do u believe in love at 1st sight or do u want me 2 walk past again?
Girl:
if u want to, but this time, keep on walking
Guy: Well I would if you werent so big, and in the way
