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- A truly wise man doesnt play leap frog with a unicorn
- Britney Spears is like Barbie Fake and Plastic
- Remember my name .. ull be screaming it later
- I dont need your attitude I have my own
- Hot guy hot gurl = hot time in bed
- Im a hottie wid a good booty and I wanna get norty
- U had better take some sleepin pills cos the only place ur gonna
get me is in your dreams
- Wot you see is what you want what you want is what you dont get,
so drool on, move on and get outta my life
- Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck me I aint no slut
- I never said it was your fault .. im just blaming you
- Scientists say 1 out of 4 people are crazy .. check 3 friends and
if there not .. ur it!
- Im smiling co sur my sister, and laughing cos u cant do nothing
about it
- Save Santa a trip - be naughty wid me
- Finally 18, and legally able to do al the things I been doin since
I was 12
- I lost my teddy bear can I sleep wit you
- I'm a genie in a bottle you just gotta rub me the right way
- At first u dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, haha boy u missed me
- Sum call me a slut, sum call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder
than you know
- I'm blonde .. whats your excuse
- Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and ill show u some
power
- Im the person my parents warned me about
- I dont play hard to get I play to get you hard
- Make love not war on a bed not the floor
- Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
- U like my name .. you should hear my number
- Pornstar .. in training
- Smile if you think im sexy
- DANGER: this body turns on automatically
- Dont just stare buy me a drink
- I dont like sex I LOVE it
- Boys wanted, no experience necessary
- Sex kitten always purrrin
- Keep your bananas away from my melons
- The problem with the world today is everyone is a few drink short
- Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor and not hold on
- I drink to make other people interesting
- Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
- Silence is golden, but yelling is fun
- You never really grow up .. you just learn how to act in public
- Nothing is illegal .. until your caught
- Never admit to more than what youre accused of
- Dont kiss behind the garden gate .. love is blind but the neighbours
aint
- That outfit would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor
- Lifes like a boner .. when it gets hard .. fuck it
- I dont have an attitude problem its supposed to be like this
- Fuk is good, fuk is funny, lots of people fuk for money, if u think
fuk is funny fuk yourself and save sum money
- Lips r for kissing, beds r for rockin, clits r for carressin, clothes
r for undressing, ears r for lickin, tits 4 suckin, clock is tikin lets get fuckin
- Ill giv u a kiss, ill giv u a hug, ill take u to bed, fuck u for
hours, I promis u dis it wont be a bore, one night wid me ull be beggin for more
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- I know u want me .. u know I want u .. so come over here baby and
get sum too
- Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high, so
if in life you dont succeed then fuck the world and smoke sum weed
- Dont get mad get naked
- Today is the tomorrow we said wed do something about yesterday
- I am a butterfly, pretty to look at, hard to catch, but worth the
chase
- Boys r so complicated .. yet irresistible .. god I luv them
- Id stop eating chocolate .. but im no quitter
- I was born in the heavens up in the sky sent down to earth to put
a tingle in your thigh
- God made rivers, god made dirt, god mad guys so chicks could flirt
- If all else fails .. wash your hair
- The best cure for a broken heart is flirting
- Boyfriends are like tampons .. they need to be kept on a strong
secure string
- Not even if you were the last boy on earth
- Dont treat me any different than you would the queen
- Warning: I have PMS and a gun
- So many men, few who can afford me
- Lip lockin, dik suckin, all night fuckin, tongue teasin, loads of
pleasing,2 much thrustin, now ur gaggin lets get shaggin
- I dunt come wid dice so dont play me
- Spoiled rotten, never forgotten, daddys lil girl, livin in a dream
worl and I aint afraid to confess im a lil princess
- Diamonds are nice, so are pearls, but nuthin compares to us prendi
gurls
- i dont discriminate .. I hate everyone
- seen it all .. dont remember most of it
- I only fuk on the days dat start wid t: Thursday, Tuesday, Tomorrow,
Thaturday, Thunday, every Thucking day
- I still miss my ex .. but my aims improving
- I may not be as funny as jim carey, or as buff as arnie, but just
like fred I can make your bed rock
- Daddy;s lil grrrl if only he knew
- Girls r like fishes .. ya gotta know where the best ones hide
- Wen I was younger I played wid toys now that im older I got my boys
- First a fire, then a flame, im a chick no guy can tame
- Friends dont let other friends dress like sluts
- If you treat a chick like a dog .. she's gonna piss on u
- 2468 feeling horny just cant wait 3579 I want ur body next to mine
ABCD cum lie on top of me UVWX come on baby I want sex
- M&Ms r choclate 24/7s r mints .. I want sex hint hint hint
- Any child can tell that the purpose of a middle name is so they
can tell when they r in trouble
- Everyone needs belief in something .. I believe Ill have another
beer
- I dont have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, no problem
- Heaven wont have me and hells afraid ill take over
- Im an angel honest .. the horns r to keep the halo strait
- Its hard being a princess .. but GOD its fun
- Coffee, chocolate, men, some things are better RICH
- Luv can Heal Luv can hurt, so be smart and just flirt
- East to West, North to South, but my best direction is Mouth to
Mouth
- Kno how many hot, rich, gorgeous guys there are out there? 2 ...
and theyre dating eachother
- Im like a parking ticket, i hav 'FINE' written all over me!
- Mistakes are made ... u deal with them ... then u do them again
- I only drink on two occasions ... Day and Night
- Dont interrupt me while im talking to myself
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