I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can
I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you
can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long
for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you
look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be
the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the
limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19.
(Guy looks at his crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you,
I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but
is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a
crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll
be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or
should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to
know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name
isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you
been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you
shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants
in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
38. nice
shoes, wanna fuck?
39. Your name must be Daisy,
because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
40. My love for you is like
the energizer bunny, it keeps going, and going, and going....
41. That shirt looks very
becoming on you, but if i were on you i would be cuming too.
42. You must be from Pearl
Harbor, cause baby, you da bomb!!!
43. I have lost my number,
can i have yours?
44. Excuse me? im new in
town, can i have dirrections to your house??
45. Fuck me if im wrong,
is your name Yodalina?
46. Hello, may i use your
cell? my mother told me to phone home when i found the woman of my dreams
47. The word for the night
is 'legs'; lets go back to my place and spread the word
48. Was your dad a farmer?
cause you sure have great melons
49. Hi, my name is pogo,
want to jump on my stick?
50. look at all
those curves, and me with no brakes
