Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When u fell from heaven?
Girl: Only cause
you FAILED to catch me!
Guy: What's your name?
Girl: (say name)
Guy: That's the name of my third girlfriend.
Girl: How many girlfriends have you had?
Guy: Two.
Guy: u must b tired, uv been running through my head all day
Girl: yeah thats weird
uv bin running thru mine, its been giving me a HEADACHE
Guy: How you doin?
Girl: Just fine until u came along
